Just couldn't resist this piece of persuasive advertising and so it's bread-and-butter-pudding for breakfast today!
We are at the Banjar Hills Retreat. Made, Komang, and Nyoman made us feel welcome and we were the only two guests, taking two of the four bungalows.
The very aptly-named "Gede Boy" - he seems to be a good friend of the owners, nudge, nudge, wink, wink - turned up to give us a highly overcharged massage. He told us that the retreat may be up for sale. The price he quoted seemed very low so I told him to find out more.
Well, he did come back with a text-message from Jeremy who is one of the owners, Rp.5.8 Billion! What was Darryl Kerrigan's repeated line in "The Castle"? "Tell 'em they're dreamin'"? Exactly!